Brokeban Mountain
The Bahamas have banned Brokeback Mountain for, according to a liaison officer at the Plays and Film Control Board, "extreme homosexuality," among other things.
Extreme homosexuality. One has to assume that the gayness is strapped to a bungy cord and windsurfing across a sand dune, after basejumping from an aeroplane. Woo-HOO! It's totally gay, dude!
I just hope The Bahamas doesn't ban my love for Russ "Oh, So" Feingold. Please don't, The Bahamas. My love for Russ is pure and tame.
[Another via HuffPo.]
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posted by Dan G @ 8:44 AM
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The Bahamas? I had no idea that they were so conservative. You'd think all the reefer would mellow them out some...
Dang, I guess it's not Better in the Bahamas. At least not for film audiences.
I was at The New Post with some Sunnysider expatriates. We were talking about the social service agency where I work at over a plate of Irish Breakfast. I used the term "survival sex" in reference to the prostitution some of my clients engage in. He said that "survival sex" sounded like an extreme sport. What would that look like? Sex while bungee jumping and...
I can see it now, a 2006 remake of The Frisco Kid starring Dan Gunderman as Tommy and Russ Feingold as Avram.
Tommy: What do you call this part of the horse?
Avram: The tuches!
Tommy: Well, you just keep your eyes on this took-iss, and don't take them off 'till we get to San Francisco!
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