Anti-Dickhead of the Week - Russ Feingold

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Generally, I focus on the negative. It makes for funnier reading. But Yahweh bless Senator Russell Feingold from the great cheese-eating state of Wisconsin.

My desire to have an affair with Russell "Oh, So" Feingold has only increased with the idiotic Democratic Party's cool reception of Russ's call for censure.

But like Jack Murtha before him, he's not shutting up just because he lacks party leader support. Instead, he's attacking the Democrats that cower to a president who would lose to Marge Schott in a popularity contest.

Oh, sweet, sweet Russell. Speak loudly in those dulcet tones. Shout the truth. Then take your choice of cuddlemate. For the world of women, men, and everyone in-between yearns to embrace the fire in your belly and all those fleshy bits around it.