Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Dickhead of the Week - Travis Frey

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Via The Smoking Gun comes this week's Dickhead, Travis Frey, whom Daily Kos has already called a Hall of Fame asshole.

Fresh off its buzz-making expose of A Million Little Pieces author James Frey (no relation that I'm aware of), the Smoking Gun got their hands on the craziest, most brutal "marriage contract" you'll ever see, currently being used as evidence in a criminal trial against the Worst Husband Ever.

As you all know, DotW is generally reserved for politicos and other public figures. But once in a while a civilian really earns the kudos. If you've got a strong stomach for explicit language relating to the "duties" of a "good wife," spend a few minutes reading Travis's contract. I think you'll agree that he's well-deserving of this week's award.

And the best part: he gives our regular Dickheads a week-long break!



At 2:43 PM , Blogger Ted Carter said...

Oh. My. God.

(And I'm Agnostic.)

At 9:55 PM , Anonymous jeff said...

I like the way he chose a fancy font to start each of the sections. It said, "I may be a sadistic whack job, but I'm a fun-lovin' sadistic whack job."

How odd is it that there isn't one time in four pages of text where you can say, "Well, now that I can understand"?

At 10:21 AM , Anonymous dropsy said...

I like space he included for his wife's initials. Anal retentive ass-fuckers are just THE BEST!

At 8:54 PM , Blogger Ali said...

My personal fave? The shaving inspection. Fuckwad MEASURED the shit!


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