Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Dickhead of the Week - Karl Rove

Originally uploaded by dangunderman.
I hate it when my choice for Dickhead is so freakin' predictable, but what can I do? The man's a Dickhead.

To garner support for the domestic spying, "Boba" Rove is threatening to withdraw support (financial and political) from senators and representatives facing re-election this year. Boy, I sure do love a good blacklist. Of course, if Dubya's popularity continues to wane, Rove's blacklist will probably be just the endorsement the Republican candidates need to keep their seats. I guess Double Dickheadedness is sort of like a double negative.

This week's Dickhead runner-up is Attorney General Alberto "Speedy" Gonzalez. The man testified in front of the judiciary committee to defend the domestic spying program. Not only did he give no assurances that innocent people weren't being spied on, but he wasn't under oath. So the Dickhead could lie without perjuring himself.

Then, on the opposite end of the spectrum, we've got former President Jimmy "No Relation To June" Carter. Some may recall that he was president in 1978 when FISA became law. He called the domestic spying program illegal, but also said he wasn't surprised it was going on, considering that this is an administration that's already started an illegal war through the illegal manipulation of intelligence and has since illegally tortured prisoners.

Jimmy totally rules. He's already got himself a kick-ass charity in Habitat for Humanity and won himself a Nobel Peace Prize. What else will he do to confirm his position as the Greatest Ex-President Ever? Jimmy Carter is the opposite of a Dickhead.

What is the opposite of a Dickhead? Anyone? I just don't think "Vaginafeet" is appropriate.



At 9:28 AM , Blogger Missy said...

I bet the perfessor has some ideas.

At 10:28 AM , Blogger Ted Carter said...

I was gonna say Janefoot, but that's just too close to vaginafoot, isn't it.

Hmm... Dick and Jane. Dickhead and Vaginafoot. I'm starting to see those books in a whole new light now...

At 10:34 AM , Anonymous jeff said...

Why is that dicks are automatically bad and vaginas are automatically good?

At 10:34 AM , Anonymous chad said...

Dude, it's true. My dick is totally wicked, but pussy rocks!


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