Dickheads of the Week - Senate Democrats

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Proving once again that pansy-ass cowards make up the Democratic Party, only one Senate Democrat has talked freely about using a filibuster against Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito -- Russ Feingold. Russ, you are hereby excused from the rest of this post.

So some of you are going to vote against Sam "Women Shouldn't Be Allowed at Princeton" Alito. Boy, doesn't that make you strong stand-takers!

You're a minority party for Christ's sake! There are certain procedures built into the laws of this country that give the minority party some actual say over what the majority is shoving down your throats. One of these is the filibuster. And now is the time to use it. What's your fear, bitches?

I'm not gonna go on and on about why the Alito nomination should be filibustered. Frankly, it's a no-brainer, and the list the reasons is so long, you could fill a whole magazine with them.

But new Chief Justice John Roberts (the other Bush nominee to actually come to a vote) has proven he's in the same political league as Scalia and Thomas with his dissent in the "assisted suicide" law in Oregon, which the rest of the Supremes upheld.

It is vital therefore to stop Alito's rise to the Court. Voting against him isn't good enough, Democrats. You're a fucking minority party. If you don't start fighting like one, you always fucking will be.

Now I'm angry when I gotta go take care of alternate side parking. This means the leaf sweeper better fucking watch out.

UPDATE: A couple of Dickheads jump out from the crowd. And Senator Byrd is usually such a good fighter. Dickheads.