Democrats' Crappy Slogans

Is there not a single former ad-man or woman on the Democratic Party payrolls?

I previously complained about "Together, America Can Do Better." Ridiculous.

So back in 1994, Newt Gingrich put forth "The Contract With America," all about reforming Congress' corrupt (and Democratic) ways. The catchy slogan helped Republicans win back the House and Senate, and they've been getting more corrupt every day since. Naturally, the Democrats have pounced! Pounced like a beached whale! Oh, say, can you pounce!

When the Democrats announced their feckless reform plan yesterday, it was entitled, "Democratic Declaration of Honest Leadership and Open Government." I just fell asleep while writing that out. Those bastards can't get anything right.

I mean, come on, people! Everyone knows that if you propose a plan with no substance whatsoever, the least you need to do is give it a snappy slogan.