Friday, January 27, 2006

Acid Fish

Alright, so the picture isn't as scary as the snakehead or the two-mouthed fella, but check it out: the world's smallest fish, and it lives in acid! Sweet.

(And if my reference to Brokeback President wasn't enough to get me wiretapped, linking to Al-Jazeera should just about do the trick. "Really, I'm just reading about the fish! It's blondandeffective's fault! She turned me on to the fish! Seriously!")

OK, just as an aside, I should probably say something about Al-Jazeera. In this country, it's assumed to be a friend of terrorists, since they get the bin Laden tapes and all. But the Taliban has called for the bombing and banning of the network. As has Bush (only to be called off by Tony Blair). To complete the cycle of bombing and banning, we need to find right-wing Jewish, Hindu, and Buddhist leaders who have also called for its bombing and banning. Has Netanyahu? Did Gandhi? Gandhi was a right-wing leader, wasn't he? What about the Dalai Lama? What's the deal with that guy, anyway? And why is he always hanging out with Richard Gere? Has Richard Gere called for the bombing and banning of Al-Jazeera?

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At 3:55 PM , Blogger Ted Carter said...

Hasn't someone called for the banning and bombing of Richard Gere?

 
At 2:20 PM , Anonymous Skeeter said...

Damn, yo. They should form a softball team and beat those Al Jazeeras.

They could call themselves the Apemen!

That's so fucking boss, yo.

 

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