Sunday, December 18, 2005

Cheney Attacks?

As I was checking my junk mail Yahoo! account this morning, a news headline caught my attention and made me giggle...

Cheney Visits Iraq: Attacks Kill 19.

There's nothing quite like a misplaced colon to change an intended meaning. Unless, of course, Cheney's attacks did, in fact, kill 19 people during his surprise visit to Iraq.

UPDATE: Yahoo! has changed the colon to a semicolon, which is much less funny.



At 10:53 AM , Blogger Ted Carter said...

I hear Cheney is starring in the upcoming Rocky IV.

At 12:08 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yahoo had it right the first time. Cheney had his eyes replaced with M16's long ago. Those "heart surgeries" were cover-ups for his transformation into a killing machine.

Don't stare into his eyes. That's what he wants!


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