Cheney Attacks?
As I was checking my junk mail Yahoo! account this morning, a news headline caught my attention and made me giggle...
Cheney Visits Iraq: Attacks Kill 19.
There's nothing quite like a misplaced colon to change an intended meaning. Unless, of course, Cheney's attacks did, in fact, kill 19 people during his surprise visit to Iraq.
UPDATE: Yahoo! has changed the colon to a semicolon, which is much less funny.
Labels: politics
posted by Dan G @ 11:38 AM
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2 Comments:
I hear Cheney is starring in the upcoming Rocky IV.
Yahoo had it right the first time. Cheney had his eyes replaced with M16's long ago. Those "heart surgeries" were cover-ups for his transformation into a killing machine.
Don't stare into his eyes. That's what he wants!
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