Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Alright, a Quick One...

Originally uploaded by dangunderman.
So New York is about 34 hours from a subway worker strike. In an attempt to stop such madness, the City has promised to fine the workers millions, should they walk out.

I know Bloomberg is All Business All the Time, but why shouldn't the onus be on the dirty motherfuckers at the MTA to offer a proper contract? Where's their fine for being stingy bastards? That is, after all, why their employees need to walk out in the first place.

Hit the streets, workers of the MTA! My commute might be more difficult (that trip from the bedroom to the living room is hard), but I'm with you. Just tell me if you'd prefer my support With or Without Pants.



At 11:08 PM , Blogger Missy said...

Now is that a total going commando without pants, or a sporting of the tighty whities/badass boxers without pants? These things make a difference to me.

At 9:13 AM , Blogger sunnysider said...

I feel confident speaking on behalf of transit workers everywhere when I say that they prefer you support With Pants.

At 10:29 AM , Anonymous Frank Dodge said...

Winnie the Pooh doesn't wear pants, and he supports the MTA workers. So why should YOU wear pants? Go team!

At 11:20 AM , Anonymous Brent said...

MTA is an enterprise that has been caught keeping two sets of books (which makes them money-launderers or sorts) and has continuously refused any kind of financial accountability, even though they are a government authority.

Winnie the Pooh agrees: fair contract, open the books, and more hunnee, please.

At 11:25 AM , Blogger dan g said...

Our furniture is textured, and I don't want all those lines on my ass, so I would be With Boxer-Briefs but Without Pants. That's pretty much how Winnie The Pooh did it, I think.

F the MTA!

At 2:08 PM , Blogger Missy said...

Yes, but do you have a red shirt that will barely cover your belly? I mean if we are going to go Pooh, let's not hold back. That is bad for your system you know.

At 4:41 PM , Anonymous dana o'sunnyside said...

Should there be a transit strike, any Sunnysiders working (or, as the case may be, not working) from home on Friday are invited to my place for brunch.
As for you Dan: Moira, your slutty feline girlfriend wannabe, is encouraging the Without Pants look. But as the only resident of my home with opposable thumbs, I'm gonna have to insist on With Pants.
That's only inside my apartment, though. Feel free to depants while passing under the 7. And for that matter, nothing says "Power to the People!" like a good ol' fashioned moon.

At 8:31 AM , Blogger dan g said...

How does a partial strike affect your brunch plans?


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