Scotland: Fact or Fiction?
With its staggering beauty, national health care, and warm locals, Scotland is the single best place on earth.
OR IS IT??
A new Scottish Executive study has published the results of its research into racial attitudes in the northern part of the United Kingdom. A few highlights:
- 38% do not believe it's racist to use the terms "Paki" or "Chinky."
- 14% believe that it is not racist to physically attack people of other ethnic groups.
- 71% believe that those of other ethnicities living in Scotland need to do more to fit in to the "Scottish Way of Life."
Naturally, defining the SWOL becomes a challenge. Eating fried food? Being unemployed? Drinking shitloads of beer? Shepherding?
One thing is clear, however. The people of Scotland have finally found someone to blame for their ills. Other than the English, I mean.
Labels: observations
posted by Dan G @ 12:04 PM
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2 Comments:
Scotland bites!
#1 - No dark chicks.
#2 - Why can't those fuckin' Scots speak American like the rest of the world?
#3 - Those fags wear skirts.
#4 - I want to take every goddamn bagpipe and shove it up their asses. That way they can still make music when they fart (bonus for them), but then the bags will fill up with shit and they won't be able to play any more (extra bonus for me).
#5 - All those castles they show in Braveheart look like shit now.
Don't those asswipes care about their history? Do you think any Americans would let George Washington's log cabin get all fucked-up like that?
#6. It's pretty easy to score hash, which is good cuz you have to be high to eat the food.
#7. Said it before, say it again: no dark chicks.
The best dark chicks are in Seville which is the country just north of Scotland, butt munch.
I'm out!
Chad, you are a total dreamboat!
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