Illiteracy Is Key to Success

This is the second example I've heard in recent months of a book "written" by an illiterate. The first was a book by that Fantasia girl from "American Idol."

What's great about these stories is that they prove that you really don't need to learn to read and write in order to be wildly successful, not just in sports or entertainment, but in authorship as well.

So quit reading, people. If you have children, stop reading to them. Encourage them to get through school unnoticed. If they show up and don't misbehave, no one will care that they can't read. Teachers will love them anyway. Then, when they're adults, sitting on their piles of money, they can talk about their illiteracy and laaaaaaaaaugh...