Dickhead of the Week - Lord Voldemort

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Not only is this Dickhead pure evil, but his baldness and effectiveness is a personal affront to all of us here at B&E.

This self-proclaimed Lord Voldemort is responsible for countless murders, mayhem throughout the magical (and muggle) worlds, and corruption on a scale not seen for decades.

And what's with the constant child abuse? First he orphans the poor boy, then he causes the permanent disfiguration of his forehead. And like the bully he is, Dickhead Voldy keeps going back for more. He wakes the poor boy up frequently, causes massive headaches, sends snakes to attack him, kills his friends, and steals his blood for his own personal use.

Seriosly, this guy's up there with Boba Rove, Dick(head) Cheney, Tom "Send Me To Jail and Don't" DeLay, and Frisky Frist. Let's make Lord Voldemort our #1 priority for defeat in the 2006 midterms.