Dickhead of the Week - Dick Cheney

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Initially, I was going to go with the obvious choice and give this week's award to I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, since the man sometimes known as the vice president's conscience got himself indicted.

But then I was all, "Wait a minute. How big a Dickhead must this Dick(head) Cheney be if even his conscience is getting indicted?"

Really, they were a team. I don't believe for a second that these two men didn't share freakin' everything with one another.

And since loyalty equals integrity in this administration, Libby's gonna take his licks, do his time, get rewarded with some cushy seven-figure private sector job, and Cheney will the world's most obvious criminal without a criminal record. Yes, even more obvious than O.J.

So while that plays out down the road so clearly in my mind, I'll take what little satisfaction my bleeding heart can get, and go right to the name-calling. Mr. Vice President, sir, you are a douchebag, you are a scumsucker, and by God you are a Dickhead.