Another Myth Debunked
Of course, those of us who grew up in the midwest have known this our whole lives...
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posted by Dan G @ 11:00 AM
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Yeah, I'll never forget the time my older brother and his buddies decided to try this, although they seemed to think "Cow Tipping" was synonymous with "Cow Tackling." They were all football players at the time. Not only that, they seemed to have trouble distinguishing between a cow and a bull. The way my brother tells it, they barely escaped with their lives...
What's fun about cow tipping? Like, seriously - is it fun?
I for one am glad that the truth is finally out there.
Having gone to High School in Vermont I can tell you that the fun in Cow Tipping is for the spectators. First you need someone idiotically drunk enough to decide that they will attempt to Tip a cow. That person goes out in the pasture to find out that cows don't tip easily,but humans do. So the tipper finds out that the cows standing up are not a sleep just chewing the cud. that dissuades most but the really drunk try to push them over anyway and the cow barely budges, but does let a warm pie go, and when she is finished moves just slightly enough for the tipper to slip off balance and because most tippers are amazingly drunk the attempt to right them self end up with an arm flailing stagger followed by a soft cow pie landing. This landing is why cow tipping(cows tipping drunks) is such a popular spectator sport. One aside, this does often lead to folks trying Vermont Rodeo, Where the individual who often is the same one who couldn't tip a cow, sneaks up on a sleeping cow (they sleep on the ground not standing up) and sit on the cows back. Sometimes the cows just ignore the humans, but other times they stand up and start to run and shit. So the rider usually falls off the cow into a big new steaming Pie. This is also a spectator favorite.
Well, I'm glad to see that rural Kansas doesn't have the run on stupidity.
I'd like to point out, too, that Phil went to an elite boarding school. I mean, the kids at this school are the cream of the rich liberal crop.
No wonder the Democrats can't get it together.
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