An Alternate Universe? Nope. Just California.

Oh, Sunnyside, my sweet, sweet Sunnyside. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. So lovely and temperate, even, that San Francisco needs one, too.

But I ask you this, you left coast liberals: was your favorite diner host to a homicide last week? I think not!

(Thanks again to blondandeffective, who demonstrates her effectiveness by being one of the only New Yorkers to read the SF Gate, the rare English-speaker who reads Le Monde, and almost certainly the only blond to read Al-Jazeera.net. Nice work, lady.)