They're Totally Gonna Fuck It Up, Aren't They?

In 1994, in the wake of a whole slew of scandals in the Democratic Party, the Republicans created the famous "Contract With America" and, led by the kind-hearted Newt Gingrich, won back Congress for the first time in 40 years.

So after 11 years it's now up to the Democrats to capitalize on the idiocies of Dubya, Katrina, the War in Iraq, FEMA's cronyism, bin Laden's continued freedom, The Hammer, Frisky Frist, Jack Abramoff, the dumbest social security plan ever, no-bid contracts to friends, rising gas prices, and alienating our allies (those are just off the top of my head). I mean, if the Democrats can't win Congress back in 2006 after all that crap -- and they haven't done much to show me they can -- I'm not sure they deserve to be one of the two parties in the two-party system.