The Struggles of the Entitled

The Bush family likes the drinky.

We all know about our president's history with the hooch, which our Lord Jesus Christ helped him to stop relying on so much. (Except for maybe at a wedding a full six years after he "quit cold turkey.")

And of course, most of us remember a few years ago the story of the first daughters that resulted in one of the all-time great New York Post headlines: Jenna & Tonic!

Florida Governor Jeb seems to have trouble with his children as well. In 2002, daughter Noelle got busted passing off a fake prescription to get her hands on more Xanex.

The latest in what is clearly a long line of Bush family legal incidents (and the reason for my rediscovery of The Smoking Gun) features Jeb's youngest, John Ellis Bush, who got himself arrested in Austin for getting all tore up and then acting like an asshole.

Our esteemed Commander-in-Chief has cut the middle man out of his life, i.e. the bottle, and now just acts like a sober asshole.

There's actually much more at the Smoking Gun about the Bush family dynasty, as well as a couple DUI's for Dick(head) Cheney, so spend a little time having fun.