Bombshell at SCOTUS!

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Without the input of sure-to-be-confirmed Chief-Justice-to-be John Roberts, the Supreme Court has put Anna Nicole Smith, a.k.a. Vickie Lynn Marshall, on the agenda for their next session.

Chosen from more than 1,900 appeals, this was surely a "Pet" project of Antonin "I Heart Orgies" Scalia.

Early 2006 at SCOTUS promises to be a good time. As he gets rounder with age, Breyer could probably use a good pep talk from the Trimspa spokeswoman. Clarence Thomas will be getting the pubic hair laden Coke cans ready for the bodacious blond. And god knows, Antonin Scalia will be inviting her to join him in one of his orgies (hey, any opportunity to share that link...).

On top of everything else, Howard Stern is Anna Nicole's lawyer. Sure, it's Howard K. Stern and not the "shock jock," but still, who would've ever thought that Howard Stern and Anna Nicole Smith would be in front of the Supremes?

I'm hoping for some hard-core drunken flip-outs, followed by some seriously brutal scolding from Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Fireworks, baby. Fireworks!