Trouble at the "You Don't Speak For Me, Cindy!" Tour

And the trouble lies in more than just its name.

Proving once again that the right has no clue how to protest a protest, confusion and destruction broke out in the pro-Bush camp in Crawford, Texas. Protest Warrior, a pro-war group that frequently holds counter protests to anti-war rallies, showed up in the pro-Bush camp with signs reading, "Say No To War - Unless a Democrat is President." Still struggling to find catchy mottos, the Protest Warriors cretaed a murky message. And let's face it: nuance isn't the right's strong suit.

Seeing that "Say No To War" signs had infiltrated their ranks, pro-Bushies attacked the Protest Warriors and broke their signs, before realizing they were all on the same side.

Surely, this represents some type of tipping point.