Our Long National Nightmare of a Wait Is Over

Today sees the launch of Current TV, a new youth-centric television network that's the brainchild of current Current TV Chairman Al Gore. If there's one thing the most robotic man ever to run for president knows, it's what's hip and happening.

Now if Al can just convince John Kerry to head up programming, we'll finally have a network that embodies a soulless lack of inspiration (in four-minute increments!) that can only be brought to us by the Democratic Party.