A Nun Protests

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This week, Ron Howard is shooting his film version of Dan Brown's The DaVinci Code in a cathedral in eastern England. Sister Mary Michael (not pictured right) doesn't like it one bit.

To protest this work of fiction, the good sister staged a twelve-hour prayer vigil across from the cathedral. She fears that the town and cathedral will be punished for participating in this heresy.

Sister Mary Michael also happens to be a major fan of Tom Hanks, who stars in the film. So she sent him a potted plant with a note: "No hard feelings."

The carnivorous plant then bit Tom on the neck and vacuumed out all his blood, turning the two-time Oscar winner into a shriviled raisin of method acting.