Dickhead of the Week - Jack Abramoff
I haven't had enough coffee this morning yet to understand in any detail exactly what he's been indicted for, but Jack "Take Your" Abramoff apparently tricked a bank into giving him a loan for a fleet of gambling boats.
The Justice Department, potentially fearing that Abramoff might try to become Israel's newest citizen, arrested him immediately and made him post a $2.2 million bond.
Jackie's a Dickhead for oh-so many reasons. He's one of Tom DeLay's closest friends, he's probably been overcharging Indian tribes for his casino lobbying efforts, he may have ripped-off his buddies over at Tyco, and he's got no lips.
Worst of all, perhaps, is that he's responsible for bringing us Red Scorpion, starring Dolph Lundgren.
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posted by Dan G @ 8:32 AM
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Gambling boats AND Red Scorpion?! I think this man's a god!
Looks like a mix between Ollie North and Alfred E. Newman to me...
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