An Assassination Endorsed by Jesus Himself

It's possible - just possible - that Pat Robertson should've been Dickhead of the Week. He did, after all, suggest we murder another country's leader.

Of course, then you have to get into the debate about who's a bigger Dickhead. I mean, this isn't all that far out of character for Pat, but there are a whole slew of folks in the Bush administration, including the Commander-in-Chief himself, who remain mum on the subject, when it should be a no-brainer to condemn such a thing.

Venezuela, by the way, is one of those countries about which there's little press coverage, unless it's to discuss the most recent U.S.-backed effort to get rid of their rightfully-elected president, Hugo Chavez. He's survived everything from a recall referendum to a coup attempt. Read more about Venezuela here, because really we should know why the right-wing in this country fears him so.