When Will You Learn?

Hello, Democratic Party? It's your Progressive Wing calling.

I just have a quick question for you. Why do you always move to the center on any given issue, when it clearly doesn't work? Why pressure President Bush to propose a justice like Sandra Day O'Connor? She's incredibly conservative, so why pretend she's not? Why not strive for something modeled after the great justices of the left? Why not Harry Blackmun? Why not Thurgood Marshall? Why not try to make them come to you a little? A justice like Sandra Day O'Connor is the compromise, you weakling jackasses. Why start out in that position?

What do you stand for, Democrats?