Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Oh, How the Mighty Have Fallen


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Originally uploaded by dangunderman.
Mr. Bald and Once Effective, Dennis Kozlowski, is in even hotter water. Already convicted for massive fraud while CEO of Tyco, it now appears that Dennis used money from companies hoping to woo some new business to pay for his son-in-law's lavish bachelor party.

Wait. Wall Street money paying for drugs and whores? Unprecedented and unheard of!

But at least they only went for the best and classiest. The dwarf they hired is the self-proclaimed "Heidi Fleiss of dwarfdom."

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At 10:55 AM , Blogger Ted Carter said...

To take money from children buying your electric race tracks and use it to buy dwarf strippers. That's just wrong, man.

But is it wrong, I ask you, to use the money you've earned as a dwarf stripper to by an electric race track for children? Hmmm...

 
At 10:11 AM , Blogger Ali said...

And this is wrong because...?

 

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