Nice Goin', Genius

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Originally uploaded by dangunderman.

I'm pulling a Rumsfeld this morning, and asking and answering my own questions.

What's the best way to get an energy bill passed? Delay the release of an EPA study that links fuel efficiency with energy security. Since the bill Bushie wants passed does nothing to address this problem, the best course of action is to hold off acknowledging the problem.

Cars are less efficient than they were in the late 80s? It's called progress, pantywaists!

Worried about rising gas prices? Take a Xanex!
The War for Oil got you down? Have some dip!
Global warming burning you up? Go hump a tree, faggot!

Oh, Mr. President, I love thee so.