Nice Goin', Genius
Hey, it's time for the G-8 summit in Scotland, one of the world's most beautiful countries, which is about to be sullied by our Commander-in-Chief.
But first, a stop-off in Denmark to celebrate his 59th birthday, and piss off the European community.
As if the war in Iraq wasn't enough, Bushie's boldly standing firm in his lack of fight against African debt and global warming. He claims that the Kyoto treaty would've wrecked our economy.
Excuse me, Mr. President? What was it exactly that wrecked our economy, then?
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posted by Dan G @ 2:11 PM
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8 Comments:
You should hold a B&E contest, the object of which is to come up with the best caption for that Bush photo. The winner gets a free Dan Gunderman tour of Sunnyside...? The photo opens itself up to all kinds of gags about strap-ons and penises stuck in mouse traps, but we should all be above such silliness. My entry: "I don't know if you realize this Mr. President, but your bodyguard is the pop star known as Seal."
OK, everyone. That's your assignment. Ready, and GO!
oooooh, handshake's a good'n, yessir!
And let's look at the rest of the world,
Live8 - lets promote help and get someone else to pay for it, while audio sales skyrocket. I wonder if I might help by paying more taxes?
And let's stop producing bad stuff for the air, but exempt developing countries, like Asia and other places? Though, most of what I buy is from Asia, and oh, yes, this plan has potential for ecomomic growth for somebody.
All this makes one wonder how much is really know by the opinionated.
Look here, anonymous, if that indeed your name. You're not participating in the spirit of the competition. And Asia's not a country.
"Lissen up, yew ign'r'nt Euro baguette chewin sissy boy. Lemme spell it out fer ya: S-O-K-K-R. It ain't football. Yew got that, punk??"
"I auditioned for that Home Alone movie. I've got just as much talent as that Culkin brat. Just because I wouldn't sleep with Michael Jackson..."
I think he just saw his own reflection in that there scotsman's shiny bald head.
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