Mother Dickhead - Day Three
Yesterday, the White House press corps had a few follow-up questions for Scottie "There's an Ongoing Investigation In My Pants" McClellan. It's another doozie.
It's funny: when Scottie feels he needs to take the wind out of the sails of the real journalists, he says, "Go ahead, Goyal." Goyal is his go-to journalist who'll ask about some local Indian/Pakistani issue to derail the previous line of questioning.
Shit works, too. It takes them a while to get back on track with Boba Rove, but when they do, there's this exchange:
Q Scott, from Africa, Mrs. Bush says, Karl Rove is a very good friend of mine; I've known him for years. And she's not going to speculate on any other part of the case. Well, does the President feel the same way about Karl Rove, the relationship with Karl Rove, a very good friend for many years?
MR. McCLELLAN: Yes, he does.
Q And at this point, is it ebbing or flowing? Is that relationship with the President ebbing or flowing? (Laughter.)
MR. McCLELLAN: Again, this is a creative way to come out to the same kind of questions.
Q You're right, it is, and I want an answer.
Don't we all...
Labels: Dickheads
posted by Dan G @ 3:41 PM
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1 Comments:
Poor, sad-sack Scottie. Is it perhaps time to lay off of him? If you prick him, does he not bleed?
MR. McCLELLAN: It may not look like it, but there's a little flesh that's been taken out of me the past few days. (Laughter.)
The answer is no, it is not time to lay off. As, McGruff would say, take a bite outa crime. So, to the White House press corps: please keep right on biting until you get an honest answer.
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