God and Gays

A special July 4th shout out goes to the Church of Christ, who has lived up to the example set by Christ himself by voting to support gay marriages.

This Jesus guy, you know, he hung with those the establishment, i.e. church leaders/Pharisees, considered undesirables. And while I would never want to offend my gay friends (or any gay people, for that matter) by comparing them to the whores, fishermen, and tax collectors whose company Jesus enjoyed, I'm sure Jesus would've liked the gays, too. What's not to like? Gay people are fabulous.

And come to think of it, Jesus was a bachelor himself, prone to committing incredibly flamboyant acts (or "miracles," if you prefer). I'm not implying anything, but I think you know what I'm not implying...