Dickhead of the Week - Tom Davis

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While we wait for our true Dickhead to reveal him or herself (in the upcoming Supreme Court justice debates), Representative Tom "Plain Name" Davis from Virginia's 11th District is focusing on the things that truly matter. Keeping the Washington Nationals baseball team out of the hands of liberals.

Several groups of bidders are vying to own the new DC ball club. On one bidding team is Colin Powell. On another is former Nixon aide Fred Malek. Then in a minority role within another group of bidders is George Soros, philanthropic donor to all things liberal - MoveOn.org, being just one example. Determined not to have any "pro-marijuana, multinational" Jew owning a piece of America's pastime, Congressman Plain Name is threatening to revoke Major League Baseball's anti-trust exemption, should the non-Soros Soros group win ownership.

Come on, Tommy Plain Pants. Their uber-patriotic name is the Nationals, when they should've been named the Grays (for a nod to the Negro Leagues) or the Senators (for a nod to the previous DC teams). They wear W's on their caps. And now you want to make sure they don't have a liberal owner? Two of the three branches of the team aren't enough for you Republicans? Eat me, Dickhead.