Avril Levigne Could Sing a Song About It

Turns out Matt Cooper didn't actually speak with his source about being allowed to testify.

And with Karl Rove now being known officially by his hip-hop name, "the Source," this whole story gets so complicated -- not to mention dirty, sleazy, and evil -- that my head's about to explode. Surely, someone somewhere can find a reason to send Rove to prison for several decades, no?