Protitsters

Some of you may recall how I expressed my admiration for the so-called "lactivists" who breast-fed outside "The View" studio, in response to Barbara Walters' disgust at women who do the activity in public. It was a love-the-protest-hate-the-pun situation.

It seems the breasts are at it again. And like last time, I'm a big fan of the protest. Really, I'm a fan of any protest that somehow incorporates the revealing of breasts. I do, however, take exception with Sherry Glaser, who's quoted in the article as saying, "Boobies never hurt anyone."

Well, Sherry, let me tell you about this one time in college, where... Wait. Hold on. Tell you what, Sherry. I'll call you. But rest assured, you're not altogether correct in your assessment.

Thanks, by the way, to Jennifer in my writer's group for forwarding me the article. My writer's group knows how much I like the nudity. Speak out for more nudity in film! Male or female. I'm not particular.