Mr. Throat

I've been reading up on all this Deep Throat/W. Mark Felt stuff, as it's, well, interesting. And with all the different reactions and denials and further conspiracy theories (some of which sound perfectly plausible to me, including that Felt isn't in fact Deep Throat), the thing I'm finding most amusing about it all is that proper journalists, once they call him Deep Throat the first time, simply refer to him as "Throat." As in: first name, Deep; last name: Throat.

Oh, yes, it does please me so.