Lessons from Kansas - Nauseous for Teacher

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Juvenile assault and battery charges have been brought against a 17-year-old Olathe high school student who vomited on his Spanish teacher. The teacher and principal claim that it was an intentional barfing, but the boy's father believes his son, who told him he was feeling really stressed out during finals.

Well, the kid's been expelled, and I'm sorry, but you don't expel a student for throwing up unless you're pretty damn sure it was a deliberate aggressive act.

Tip for the future, kid: If you want to ralph on your teacher and get away with it, you might want to pretend it was an accident and keep the giggling afterward to a minimum. At your next school, take some acting classes.