Graham and Gays

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I had hoped to do the extremism double feature here in New York yesterday, but a late night on Saturday, coupled with undesirable heat on Sunday, kept me from both the Gay Pride Parade and the final Billy Graham crusade.

Fortunately, with his purple tights and righteous battles, Bibleman satisfies both needs.

BIBLEMAN! Vanquish your evil foes! Strike at the heart of issues such as feminism and radicalism against Gossip Queen and Wacky Protester. Defeat the Streisandism of the Prince of Pride. Ensure there's no questioning authority (or faith) by crushing Shadow of Doubt. Sock Primordious Drool right in the wet mouth of evolutionary heathenism.

Bibleman! I love you! And there's only thirty-five seconds until the Second Coming! Hold me...