A Show I Know Very Little About

I swear I only know about the show at all because my wife rubs my head as she watches, but when is that cheesy-ass blond kid gonna get kicked off "American Idol"?

And I swear I don't enjoy it at all, but that Constantine Marsupial was an overrated, pouty-lipped hack, who couldn't carry a tune, no matter how Paula cried when he got voted off.

And I swear I hardly pay attention, but Bo Bice should win for being an old-school, Duane Allman-type vocalist who clearly knows his soul singers. Plus he's been arrested for both cocaine and weed, so he's, like, rock n' roll through and through.