One More Reason I Can't Yet Call Myself a Democrat

In Texas, the statehouse has passed legislation banning "suggestive" cheerleading. The debate and the vote were apparently punctuated by waving pom-poms, just so there was no misunderstanding about what exactly cheerleading is. A legislature in little outfits, along with the fact that our president was once a cheerleader, seems rather suggestive to me, but that's neither here nor there.

This legislation was filed by a Democrat. Al Edwards. He argued that sexy performances result in fornication, pregnancies, dropouts, and the clap. Maybe this is the type of bill it takes for a democrat to get elected in Al's district. I don't know.

But what I do know is this: the cheerleaders at Topeka West High School were a bunch of lame-ass goody-goodies who were clearly not doing it right, if we were always ignoring them and watching the games.

The Flag Corps on the other hand... ROWR... But oh! it buuuuuurrrrrns...