Dickhead of the Week - Chan Chandler

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I wasn't able to track down a photo of this week's Reverend Dickhead, who has apparently gone into hiding since opting to resign from his position at East Waynesville Baptist in North Carolina. Chan (who gets three extra Dickhead points for having essentially the same first and last name), unsatisfied with Bush's victory last November, excommunicated the nine congregants that voted for Kerry. In his attempt to get his church politically active, he told his flock that he would gladly hold the door open so that those who disagreed with him could leave. (He would presumably keep it from hitting their asses on the way out.) For my money, though, the main reason this jackass is a Dickhead, is that he somehow equates the spiritual growth of his congregation with hate-mongering. And to that, I say, "Up yours, Chan(dler)!"