Thursday, May 19, 2005

Dickhead of the (Next) Week - Anakin Skywalker


Anakin Skywalker
Originally uploaded by dangunderman.
Well, I may be out of town next week, but there's no shortage of Dickheadedness. Anakin "Sith Lover" Skywalker comes out ahead of the pack. Without even seeing the movie yet, I know that Anakin gets all "Oh, poor, poor, me" and betrays his friends, quotes Dubya nearly verbatim, and turns into the shiniest, heaviest breathing bad guy of all time. Add to this that he can't act his way out of a paper bag, knocks up his wife only to become a deadbeat dad, and twists an essentially decent religion into something dark and evil, and I'm afraid that Dickhead Anakin's right up there with Senator Palpatine Frist, Boba Rove, Grand Moff DeLay, and Cheney the Hutt.

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At 9:53 AM , Blogger Ted Carter said...

I will forever be unable to truly respect Darth Vader as a real badass now that I have heard him called "Annie" and heard him shout "Yippee." It will never be the same again...

But I am still SOOO looking forward to the film.

 
At 12:00 PM , Blogger Ali said...

But he's kinda hot, in a sith lord sort of way...

 

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