Papal Scoring

The Cardinals are currently 0 for 2 in their search for new Pope. Although in their second vote, a devastating error was committed by conclave third baseman, Cardinal Law. Having already misjudged the all-important pop-up of sexual abuse in the U.S., Law made the mistake of pointing out the cushiness of his punishment, causing a number of his fellow Cardinals to punish him a step closer to infallibility with their votes. Mark that E5 in your scorebooks, and somehow in my head this analogy made a lot more sense than it does written out.

Ah, forget it. There's no new pope yet, OK?