Congressional Hearings on Steroid Use and Bad Cliche in Baseball

The hearings are only just underway, but it looks like it will be a long day of bad baseball metaphors. So far, I've already heard, "This policy barely gets out of the batter's box," and "A more realistic policy should be three-strikes-and-yer-out." I don't know how much of this I can take. On the plus side, Jim Bunning, Hall of Fame pitcher and Senator from Kentucky, seems to be advocating a more prominent use of the bean ball against players that can hit the damn thing 480 feet.