New Pork Mets
with the ban on facial hair except 'staches, mets' fans have a new game to play during those long summer-day losses - "which met looks most like a 70s porn star?" although even that may not be much fun, considering that no one can compare with the knobby head of mr. met.
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Mr. Met, I'll have you know from personal experience, is hung like a race horse. The Phillie Phanatic's got nothing on him. And the San Diego Chicken? Don't even get me started.
why do you think his head is so big?
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